I’VE been waiting for it. Celeb wannabe Christopher Wardell’s reply (HAS, April 14) to my letter expressing frustration about music being played everywhere (HAS, April 10).

No doubt he’s one of them who cock their heads in the air and whistle right next to you, and thinks everybody’s loving it.

Well, Chris, I could dance the legs off you anytime. My choice of music, of course. And although I am most definitely not, I would rather be priggish then prattish.

Anyway, next time I see you in Asda (the loudest of all the shops, may I add) I know where to aim the pasta dish, dude.

Mrs Catherine Davison, Darlington.