DOES anybody else sometimes get the urge to do a dance sequence by the lads from the Royal Artillery concert party that starred in the former popular television sitcom, It Ain’t Half Hot Mum, when there is a full moon?

I’m not sure why this happens to me, but someone did tell me that it could be because I misinterpret the moon as some type of stage light, while in a deep psychological atmosphere of my real inner-self.To be honest, I really do not know what it is, but I think it’s time that I got hypnotised to get Roy Hodgson out of my system.

Christopher Wardell, Darlington.