As the contestants end their first week in the house, Deborah Johnson looks back at one of the most eventful weeks in Big Brother's history.

BONNIE

"It's too boring in here," Bonner complained. Well she'd know all about boring. You can almost feel your eyes closing while you watch her. Almost certain to get the boot tonight. It's highly doubtful this rough chav will go on to fame in the outside world.

PETE

My highlight of all seven series of Big Brother came when Tourette's sufferer Pete was trying to comfort simpering Shahbaz during one of his many tear tantrums, but couldn't stop shouting "w*nker," making him cry even more. Priceless.

GEORGE

Fair play to him for not being as immature as the rest of the housemates by leaving the room when Shahbaz walked in. This posh boy has a touch of genuine class about him, and is quite a looker to boot. Keep him in.

SHAHBAZ

Better for everyone that he's a goner. Obviously saw himself as some sort of renegade, fighting the cause of Asian gay men, but the rest of us saw him as a massive pain in the backside. No wonder he's unemployed and unpopular. Who would want to be associated with shambolic Shahbaz?

LEA

Got right on her high horse over how Shahbaz treated the other housemates, and clearly likes the sound of her own voice. Has assumed the role of the mother figure of the house, but who can honestly take the mega-boobed Barbie doll seriously?

IMOGEN

I'm so jealous of how incredible she looks first thing in the morning, Imogen is very sensible to keep out of the conflict and name-calling. But for a seemingly clever girl, getting it on with handsome but sleazy Sezer is a poor decision.

MIKEY

Ooh, the house is a hotbed of lust. After losing out on Imogen, he's getting frisky with Grace. Best keep your chauvinist rants to yourself for now though, love, as I think Grace is the kind of girl to kick you where it hurts, if needs be.

DAWN

She with the BO problem has left the house, and things are looking up. When boring Bonnie and Glyn go - one of them tonight, one next week - hopefully, things will really start to kick off between the remaining housemates who have been blessed with personalities.

GLYN

Even more boring than Bonnie. About as interesting, and as good looking, as that awful Maggot from Celeb Big Brother. And they're both Welsh as well. If they don't know each other, they should be introduced. They'd get on really well.

RICHARD

Has a talent for coming across as really rational and reasoned, when what he's saying is actually immature rubbish. The way he got the others to follow him like sheep when they set about harassing Shahbaz was straight from the school playground.

GRACE

Feisty girl who doesn't take any nonsense - good for her. One of the few female housemates not to burst into tears every four seconds, she's not the spoilt girl I expected. Proving to be quite likeable, and her short skirts are a big hit with the blokes.

LISA

Shahbaz almost made a fatal error messing with Lisa - would you pick a fight with this hard-as-nails common-as-muck lass? She'd deck you in a second. Likes her swear words so much they'll probably have to turn her microphone off for the live shows.

SEZER

For him to dress like he does and still pull a girl like Imogen is testament to how gorgeous he is. But he comes across as being sleazy and full of himself, which makes him seem like a right loser.

NIKKI

By far the biggest attention-seeker now Shahbaz has gone. Someone needs to tell her there are worse things happening in the world than not having £16 bottles of waterproof eye make-up remover, or not being first to the diary room. Get over yourself, love.