Shipwrecked: Battle Of The Islands (C4): Consent (C4): LUCY is 18, has spent the past ten years at an all-girls boarding school in York where tolerance clearly wasn't on the curriculum.
She was announced as a girl with old-fashioned values which, she went on to explain, means she doesn't like fat people, ugly people or foreigners who come into our country.
Round the campfire on the desert island where she's been marooned with other girls, she expanded on her views: "My mind is open to different cultures - as long as they don't bring them to Britain."
It'll be interesting to see reaction to Lucy's remarks in the wake of the Celebrity Big Brother furore. I suspect as she's not a celebrity, they'll attract less comment.
Lucy wants to be a housewife when she grows up. It doesn't say much for her "very privileged education" when her loftiest ambition is washing dishes and vacuuming.
She's among the first ten castaways in Shipwrecked, which this time has split the contestants by gender with the girls on one tropical island and the boys on a neighbouring one. This was bad news for hairdresser Lorenzo, who refers to women as "birds".
When two girls secretly visited the boys' island and left a present of two pairs of knickers, he was delighted. "The kind of woman they would be by sending their knickers over would be my kind of woman - easy," said the little charmer.
While the boys, now called the Sharks, were busy building a shelter, the girls or Tigers were working hard on their tan when not busy arguing.
At least they can cook. Stevie can't even open a tin and the boys' dinner is disgusting. "We need birds to do it," says you-know-who.
Student Joe isn't enjoying it as much as the other Sharks. You can tell he has problems because he's obsessed with the Spice Girls and wants Richard and Judy to be his parents (if that's not a cry for help, I don't know what is). He puts the camp in their campfire, or as Lorenzo puts it, "We've got a bloke who's like a bird."
The Tigers and Sharks finally meet at the first of the weekly beach parties. The boys are hosting it and keen to show off their camp - no, not Joe but their fine new living quarters. They'll need a decent shelter as they face 20 weeks away from civilisation in the hope of winning the £70,000 prize.
Consent was an oddity aiming to show what a rape trial is like. The accused and his accuser were actors, so were all the other witnesses. Everyone else was real, from police officers to the jury picked at random from the electoral register.
Viewers had the advantage of seeing what really happened after the jury delivered their verdict. They got it wrong.
"You can't film a rape trial, but this is as real as it gets," we were told at the start. But, of course, there was heavy editing or the programme would have lasted three days.
There was also a feeling that the jury were considering the performances of the leading actors, Anna Madeley and Daniel Mays, as much as the evidence.
With both the BBC and ITV developing shows with celebrity jurors, we face long days and nights in court in coming months.
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