Bad Girls (ITV)
The unthinkable has happened. The Two Julies have lost their privileges. So no more cleaning or serving in the canteen for them.
Some would consider this was a good thing. But when you're in prison, you need a change from the drug-taking, lesbian liaisons and inflicting grievous bodily harm on fellow inmates - all everyday occurrences according to this deliriously insane series.
Nearly halfway through the current series, it's good to revisit HMP Larkhall and find nothing has changed. What's more, not only do we have bad girls but bad boys too.
Governor Neil Grayling is leading the way in men behaving badly, having slipped naked between the sheets when principal officer Jim Fenner's back was turned.
Fenner should have spotted the signs when he moved in as Grayling's lodger. All those cosy fireside dinners and bottles of wine.
"What do you think you're doing?" he asked on finding a nude Neil beside him in bed.
"What do you think?," replied the interloper. The look on Jim's face and the Olympic champion speed with which he leapt out of bed told us exactly what he thought.
Things are frostier than an eskimo's top lip between the pair. Fenner denies he's homophobic, although locking his bedroom door and leaning a chair against it, says otherwise.
He makes it clear he doesn't bear a grudge for his superior's behaviour. "I don't hold it against you," he said, using a somewhat unfortunate turn of phrase.
Grayling's nothing if not persistent, suggesting they go out for a drink to clear the air and "do some visioning", which apparently isn't a form of cottaging but something to do with forward planning in the prison service.
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