A WEBSITE dedicated to soccer gibberish has been a massive hit with fans.
Larry Ryan, 30, and Gareth Power, 31, set up Dangerhere.com as a tribute to the nonsense that is uttered about the game.
Sunderland fan Gareth and Larry update the site every week from their base in Dublin.
Among this week's utterances were:
Football's like a big market place, and people go to the market every day to buy their vegetables. (Newcastle manager Bobby Robson)
He's like a laxative, he goes straight through you and there's nothing you can do about it. (Andy Townsend talking about Arsenal's Thierry Henry)
Quinny looks like he's running the wrong way on a conveyor belt. (Charlie Nicholas on Sunderland's Niall Quinn)
Computer writer Larry said: "We set it up in a moment of stupidity, for a bit of a laugh.
"I think people love to hear stupid stuff, especially from so-called experts and people who should know better."
Larry said: "We see Bobby Robson, Kevin Keegan and Ron Atkinson as the chief sources of football guff."
Sir Bobby's howlers include:
He's very fast and if he gets a yard ahead of himself nobody will catch him.
Ray Wilkins' day will come one night.
If you count your chickens before they've hatched, they won't lay an egg.
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