A WEBSITE dedicated to soccer gibberish has been a massive hit with fans.

Larry Ryan, 30, and Gareth Power, 31, set up Dangerhere.com as a tribute to the nonsense that is uttered about the game.

Sunderland fan Gareth and Larry update the site every week from their base in Dublin.

Among this week's utterances were:

Football's like a big market place, and people go to the market every day to buy their vegetables. (Newcastle manager Bobby Robson)

He's like a laxative, he goes straight through you and there's nothing you can do about it. (Andy Townsend talking about Arsenal's Thierry Henry)

Quinny looks like he's running the wrong way on a conveyor belt. (Charlie Nicholas on Sunderland's Niall Quinn)

Computer writer Larry said: "We set it up in a moment of stupidity, for a bit of a laugh.

"I think people love to hear stupid stuff, especially from so-called experts and people who should know better."

Larry said: "We see Bobby Robson, Kevin Keegan and Ron Atkinson as the chief sources of football guff."

Sir Bobby's howlers include:

He's very fast and if he gets a yard ahead of himself nobody will catch him.

Ray Wilkins' day will come one night.

If you count your chickens before they've hatched, they won't lay an egg.