It's a funny old world...

Chip shop owner Crad Jones has found the image of Tommy Cooper on the bottom of a steak pie.

Believe me, it's uncanny. All will be revealed in tomorrow's paper.

It's also the subject of the Headline Game, which is played out on TFM Radio at 6.30pm each night.

We're going with "Crust like that".

It's a winner.