Andy Carroll: Groin back in working order
Making fun of cock-ups in other papers is a highly dangerous activity but I couldn't resist this one about Newcastle United star Andy Carroll in another local paper...
"Carroll became a father on Tuesday morning after making a quicker than anticipated recovery from a groin injury to cap off a whirlwind week."
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