As I said in my earlier blog, I've spent three years trying to win the Headline Game on TFM radio.
I'm at the end of my tether - so I'm adopting a new tactic tomorrow morning.
We have a very bright 15-year-old, called Kate McAllister, from St Joseph's RC Comprehensive School in Hebburn, on work experience.
Earlier today, I gave her the responsibility of coming up with a headline for a story about a pet rabbit which loves watching soap operas.
The female rabbit, called Jia, jumps on the settee between her Chinese owners and sits goggle-eyed at the telly. If they try to change channels, she bites them.
Kate has come up with the headline: "Soap hopper-a".
I reckon it's pretty good - so we're going with it.
No pressure but it could make or break her fledging career in journalism.
Find out if she makes it by tuning in to 96.6 TFM at 8.15 in the morning.
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