Having a day off today (in hiding from members of Darlington Rotary Club following this morning's treatment of their nude calendar).

Nevertheless, the show has to go on as far as the Headline Game on TFM radio is concerned.

I went half a point behind this morning when the story centred on Eastenders' character Dawn Swann leaving the soap.

Our headline was "Swanning off" but it didn't get a point. TFM gave themselves a point for "Dawn of a new era".

Tomorrow's game (to be played at 96.6fm at 8.15am) is about a girl who claimed she had fallen asleep in a tattoo parlour, only to wake up with 56 stars tattooed on her face.

The girl has now admitted she made it all up.

Our headline is going to be "Duperstar".

Clever, eh?