Well, well, well...a copy of Darlington Rotary Club's nude calendar has just arrived in a brown envelope.
And I can confirm that it's really hot stuff!
Anyone from Mr January to Mr December who wants to avoid their picture appearing in tomorrow's edition of The Northern Echo is going to have to make a hefty donation to charity.
Otherwise, it's going to be a case of The Full Monty.
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