A belated start to the Headline Game this morning - and a point each on a story about women's bottoms.
Artist Sue Williams has been given a £20,000 National Lottery grant to study "cultural attitudes towards women's buttocks".
Our headline was "National Bottery". TFM came up with "Cracking job".
At least I haven't fallen behind.
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