I may be playing with fire here but the story for tomorrow morning's Headline Game is about bottoms.
An artist called Sue Williams has been given a £20,000 National Lottery grant to "explore cultural attitudes towards female buttocks".
Our headline is going to be "Bum deal."
See what TFM radio comes up with at 8.15am tomorrow.
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