How about this for tomorrow morning's Headline Game on TFM radio?
Thieves have stolen a huge load of Sugar Puffs from a lorry parked in a layby in Northamptonshire.
Police are now appealing to drivers to be extra vigilante for fear of further raids on lorries.
Our headline is: "Cereal offenders".
Can it be beaten?
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