Tomorrow morning's story for the Headline Game on TFM radio is about an Israeli woman who mistakenly threw away a mattress in which she'd hidden a million dollars.
The woman's carelessness has sparked frantic searches through tons of rubbish on waste dumps in the area.
We've come up with all sorts of possibilities but it looks like we're going with "Throwing good money after bed".
Anything TFM comes up with will be rubbish after that.
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