I'll be honest - we were struggling to find something good enough for tomorrow's Headline Game on TFM radio.

But cometh the hour, cometh the man. Sub-editor Mike Connelly has just popped his head round my office door with a cracker.

He's got a story about Donna Flanagan and Brett Wilkinson celebrating their wedding by treating 67 guests to fish and chips on the beach at South Shields.

And he's come up with the headline: "For batter, for worse".

That'll do for me, Mike.