So Katie Price, aka Jordan, and her husband, Peter Andre have separated. The couple met on a reality TV show in the jungle, under the glare of both cameras and Ant and Dec. Hardly an auspicious start to a relationship you might think. However it is only after several years, a wedding, two children and a few million in the bank that the couple have decided to call it a day. Or, as the press reports seem to indicate, that Peter has called time citing his wife’s behaviour and she has fled taking the children with her.

What everyone really wants to know, however, is whether, when Katie left, she uttered the immortal words: “I’m a celebrity, get me out of here…”