Every now and again, someone comes up with a headline that's pure class.

That's what happened this morning when Dave Newton, of Darlington, emailed an entry for the Headline Game story about a blackbird which laid three eggs in the engine of a Durham County Council van at Easington.

Our headline was "Hatchback van". TFM gave themselves a point for "Shelling out for a new van".

Dave trumped us all with "Van has problem with clutch."

Genius.