I was unavoidably out of action for this morning's Headline Game on TFM so my deputy Chris Lloyd stepped in and managed to hold it to a 0-0 draw on the opening day of the week.

Tomorrow morning's game is about two men who urinated on a parked car without realising the owner was inside. He leapt out and attacked them with a golf club, breaking an arm of one of the offenders.

Our headline looks like being "Urine trouble".

It doesn't have a golf connection but I reckon it's strong enough for a point.