No points awarded on this morning's Headline Game on TFM radio.

The story was about the Austrian carpenter who's broken the world record for building coffins. More than 700,000 in 30 years.

I really thought our headline - "That's dead-ication" - was a good one.

TFM's Graham Mack came up with the tired old cliche "Dead end job".

No points leaves it 1-0 to TFM on the week.