You could say the odds were weighted against me in this morning's Headline Game on TFM radio.
The story was about 22-stone grannie Rosemary Batey, from Tantobie, County Durham, getting stuck in the bath and having to be rescued by firemen.
Rosemary has vowed to lose weight after the slip-up and our headline was "Bathtubby".
TFM's Amy McConnell came up with "Rub a dub dub, I'm stuck in the tub".
Very predictable really but Graham Mack "The Knife" gave her the point.
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