I'll have to play the Headline Game on the train more often...
I've been down to London for a meeting and had to play the game with TFM via mobile phone this morning.
The story was about a new DVD starring Pink and Perky in a take on the James Bond films.
Our headline - "From rasher with love" - was unbeatable and even Graham Mack couldn't resist giving me a point.
I'm grateful to those who came on the blog to offer their own suggestions, especially someone called "Spode" of Darlington.
Spode came up with "On Her Majesty's Secret Sausage" and then thought better of it, saying it sounded dodgy.
I agree Spode. Anything with 'Her Majesty' and 'sausage' in the same sentence should be avoided.
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