I quite fancy a story about Pinky and Perky for tomorrow morning's Headline Game on TFM radio.

The pair of pigs made a triumphant return to TV last year and now they are to star in a new DVD.

The DVD is to be called Licence To Swill, a take on the James Bond films, leaving us with huge scope for headlines.

At the moment, it looks like being "From rasher with love."

Can't see it being beaten.