There are two contenders for tomorrow morning's big showdown on the Headline Game on TFM radio.
First of all, there's the story about a bloke called Tristan Lewis, who has won the lucrative role as a corpse at London Dungeon.
The headline for that one is going to be "Dead-end job".
But there's also the story about Hartlepool United mascot H'Angus The Monkey getting married to promote the fact that the club now has a wedding licence.
Anyone got any headline ideas?
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