This morning's Headline Game got off to a decent start when I was awarded a point because TFM forgot my birthday. That made it 1-1 on the week.

"He's a fair man, that Graham Mack," I thought to myself.

Then we moved onto the story. It was the lovely tale about the dog which went overboard from a boat in shark-infested seas off Australia and swam five miles to a desert island.

Our headline: "Doggy paddle."

Their headline: "Wuff seas."

The point went to TFM. 2-1 down. One day to go.