My Mum's just been on the phone to say I was robbed in the Headline Game on TFM radio this morning.

She's right. The story was about a sweet shop in Masham which is displaying a portrait of The Queen made out of jelly beans.

Our (quite brilliant) headline by chief sub-editor Dave Horsley was "Beans means Highness".

TFM's Graham Mack "The Knife" went with the all-too-obvious Royal Jelly and gave himself a point.

He's 2-1 up on the week. There's no game on Good Friday so I'll have to pull a big one out of the hat.