I thought I’d write a poem
But, I’ve a mental block
If I could find the right key
I’d open up the lock
So I’ll just thank you darling
For looking after me
And then I’ll write the poem
When I find the blinkin’ key!
Trevor Spark, Darlington
Comments: Our rules
We want our comments to be a lively and valuable part of our community - a place where readers can debate and engage with the most important local issues. The ability to comment on our stories is a privilege, not a right, however, and that privilege may be withdrawn if it is abused or misused.
Please report any comments that break our rules.
Read the rules here