What can we say about Sam?
Cor! What can we say about Sam?
We could say he's good looking...
But it wouldn't be fair
Cos we can't see his face.
It's all covered in hair!
What can we say about Sam?

We could say he scoffs Chinese
Each Friday at one
And when his plate is empty
And the curry's all gone
He belches and groans
Complains of a pain
And swears never to have
Chinese curry again!

No! We cannot say that about Sam.
Hell! What can we say about Sam?
How can he just pack up and go?
He answered this way
Quite easy old son... but
How can you stay?
That's what I like about Sam.

This can be said about Sam!
For a start....He laughed a good lot on
his own
A point in his favour...good lad!
But he had a good reason to laugh, be
it known,
If he hadn't, he would have gone mad.

That sums it up about Sam,
So we wish you well Sam, but we can't
say we're grieving
It’s you who should be sorry for us
We're not leaving!

Alf Urwin, Esh Winning.