SO much for bar manager Woody turning the Vic around (EastEnders, BBC One) - at this rate, he seems more likely to run it into the ground. As the Carters struggle to come to terms with Woody's latest management decision - and the locals get wind of his actions - it looks like things are going to get worse at the pub before they get better.

While Konrad continues to flirt with Shirley, Michelle starts her Community Service sentence. Although Sharon and Ian do their best to support her (which is very good of him, seeing as she destroyed his chip shop), Louise, Madison and Alexandra are on a mission to make her life even more unrelentingly miserable than it already is. Later, Michelle ignores an American phone call and tells Jane and Lauren that Tim wants a divorce.

Meanwhile, Phil's alcoholic past returns to haunt Louise, and as Denise attempts to hide her cash flow crisis from her friends and family, Kush isn't happy that she's spending so much time on her GCSE. Heaven forbid she might get smart enough to leave Walford.

The return of Rob Donovan (Coronation Street, ITV) was always going to spell trouble for Tracy and Amy, so while the murderous florist helps hide him in the Peak District, her daughter phones Steve and tells him where they are. You can imagine Rob's reaction when he finds out what she's done.

Meanwhile, Bethany feels understandably sick after her night with Nathan's mate Neil, and now it looks like she's being pimped out to Neil's mate Ian. Let's hope Sarah wakes up and realises the danger her daughter is in before it's too late.

Elsewhere, Aidan and Maria's passion shows little sign of abating when she poses as Eva during one of his business meetings. They race back to the street so she doesn't break her curfew, and with passions rising, it's anyone's guess whether they'll be able to keep their hands off one another.

Meanwhile, Sophie and Rosie, aka Weatherfield's answer to Scott and Bailey, try to get to the bottom of why their mum has been trolled.

The latest trip to the Dales seems more like Rawhide (Emmerdale, ITV) as the locals deal with cow-rustling. An exhausted Moira spends all night guarding the herd, so when she later hears movement in the barn, her judgement is impaired - and before you can say 'nice shootin' Tex', her gun has gone off and someone has been hit.

Charity eventually identifies the rustler as Ross and wants a share of his profits. Ross tries to make his getaway, but when he spots an injured Sarah lying in a ditch, it remains to be seen whether he'll risk capture by helping her or head to the Hotten border, leaving her to her fate.

Elsewhere, Tracy's book launch proves more gripping than the latest Peter James page-turner as Josh and Jamie demand Jacob steals money from the shop during the launch, and then demand cash from Pollard - an encounter which has violent repercussions.

And while Laurel suggests raising money for a stained-glass window in Ashley's memory, Sam gets the wrong end of the stick (the most popular bit in this neck of the woods) when Megan tells him Frank is moving in.

The Bonza Barbie Bash - we've heard so much about it, and now here it is at last. (Neighbours, C5).

Street parties have long been a Neighbours tradition, and Paul Robinson has attended more than most, so it comes as no surprise to find him in the thick of things here. For once everyone seems in a good mood and they really let their hair down - although, obviously, that doesn't last long.

David ends up in trouble after taking a shine to one of the backpackers, while Mishti stirs up bad memories and appears to be hiding something.

Steph suspects that Sonya has succumbed to temptation, and although the troubled young woman asks Mark to give her some space, he fears losing her and takes drastic action. Toadie realises that matters can't go on as they are, but has no idea who to turn to for help.

Susan decides to put Finn in his place, Gary agrees to help Brooke, and Shane and Dipi worry about Kirsha's lack of friends.